Live low income long enough and things that never bothered you growing up start to bother you fiercely.
Low income Linoleum is a sad creature…. He is alway cut badly, but he bubbles up, and always manages to get a crack addiction.
Low income Door is a close friend…. He needs to be adjusted according to the weather, and always seems to get kicked in. Low income Door Jamb is is best friend, but is always in rehab.
Low income Window can never keep from his crack habit, come winter he is always getting a fix.
Low income Carpet is predisposed to bad driving… His quality is all over the place.
Low income Rent is always too high to pay the bills.
Low income Tenant… Well, he’s going to get arrested no matter what he does.